Hard Times: Part 2

As it turned out, getting ganked by a level ?? asshole at Walmart was only the start of my shit week.  I had noticed that ye old laptop had been running kinda slow as of late, so I did deep scans of everything with my anit-virus and anti-spywear progs.  The results were normal, if there is such a thing, so I closed everything and went about my routine.  Later that night I went to pornorip.net to download some lesbian porn, and my internet explorer would not work.  Shortly thereafter, I was bombarded with pop-ups.  Okay, I’m fucked.  What else is new.  I thought back to the last time I had gotten my comp fucked up and what I had to do for it, which was wipe everything clean.  If I did that, I would lose all the porn/music/everything else that I have, and that is around 80 gigs worth of shit, and all of it would have to be re-downloaded.  Brutal.  Hmm, I got me an idea.

I figured that I could move all my shit to one folder, scan it to make sure it was clean, and move it to an external hard drive while I wipe the comp.  Problem fucking solved.  Oh wait, I don’t have an external hard drive yet.  Fuck it, I can just buy one at Best Buy.  Yeah, I spent $103 that I can’t afford on a drive with 320 gigs of space for me to fill with shit I don’t even need.  Great fucking idea, bro. 

Anyway, I gave those geek fucks at Best Buy a call because I had forgotten what keys I need to hold down while the comp is booting up to wipe it.  Suprise, dude on the phone somehow can’t tell me how, and gives me the number to HP.  I call those clowns up and spend, no shit, about 45 minutes setting up an account with them.  ‘Uh, sir?  You know that your warrenty expired about two months ago?’  Yeah, and what of it, you condesending tech nerd?  Because I don’t have a warrenty anymore, it will cost me $50 a job for HP to help me out at all.  No thanks, I think I will google it, asshole. 

Oddly enough, the comp now works perfectly fine, and I have a really cool hard drive that I don’t even need anymore.  I know that the virus is on this thing somewhere, I guess it must be chilling out for a while, taking it easy, you know?  Fuck life, I will start posting on a regular basis tonight.